Archive for August, 2006

Krumpira! Luka!

Friday, August 25th, 2006

On certain days there are men who walk the streets of Zagreb bellowing "Krumpira!" at the top of their lungs. They are potato hucksters, and some of them offer onions to boot ("Krumpira! Luka!"). If two of them cross paths in the same territory, the resultant vociferation reminds one of ...

Imaginary Restaurants, Vol. I

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

The Chum Barrel The Soft-Boiled Eggery Oh, Deer! Absotootly Southwest Old Something Buffet Catch Me If You Can! The Poodle's Noodles The Cat House The Moist Napkin The Lamb's Gams The Knobby Knuckle Mysterious Dinner Theatre

Braided Squid

Thursday, August 17th, 2006

A firm cluster of squid tentacles is a wonderful tool for mopping up a flavorful dipping sauce, but squid body? It's not really bite-sized, so it needs some processing with a knife, and that usually means rings. PROBLEM! A squid ring is usually at least 90% hole, which is why ...

Octopus Salad

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

Sure, you can make ice cream from octopus but I'm usually not much for sweets. One of my favorite preparations of the cephalapod, octopus salad, can be found on nearly every menu in Dalmatia. My version with mussels pictured below hardly adheres to the letter of tradition, but I see ...

Smoke On The Water

Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

Between the mainland and islands, the Republic of Croatia claims nearly 6000 kilometers of coastline, and Croatians have been smoking meats of nearly every sort since long before the advent of the electric toaster. With these facts in place, you'd think the republic would have a longer history of ...