The Last of the Yesterturkey
December 4, 2006 – 10:16 amIt ends today.
Aw, sweet geez, it’s fried slices of an extremely dense soufflé made from The Last of the Yesterturkey, unused herb stuffing nuggets, cheddar, cream cheese and many eggs. The very least I could have done was use turkey eggs, but I couldn’t find any. Why don’t people eat turkey eggs?
This is terrible. I feel like Rachael Ray with my slapdash clean-out-the-refrigerator cuisine. Shameful. But, at least I’m not assaulting you with a catchphrase or insipid abbreviation…
Allow me to salvage what remains of my dignity by sharing this song from one of my old bands, circa 1992. That’s me “singing” the lead. Yep, I used to be a rocker. I’ve learned to sing since then.
