Panera Unfair?
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008I read the first sentence of this, and then I was laughing hysterically enough to think it blogworthy. Welcome to the restaurant business, you pansy breadmongers' lackeys.
Archive for May, 2008
I read the first sentence of this, and then I was laughing hysterically enough to think it blogworthy. Welcome to the restaurant business, you pansy breadmongers' lackeys.
overheard at portland starbuck’s
Wednesday, May 21st, 2008I was trying to drink the pathetic excuse for a wet macchiato from the Starbuck's unit upon whose patio I'd perched this morgen. A man passed by with a woman I assume to have been his wife, a woman with whom he appeared to have come walking from a morgen ...
I Got Bit by a Howling Monkey
Friday, May 9th, 2008Who in their right mind does not want to be a howling monkey?
bread, oil, salt
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008As I sit with bread, oil and salt to write, it occurs to me that great bread, oil and salt are the absolute pinnacle of experience. One needs no meat if his staples are in order.
