Archive for May, 2008

Panera Unfair?

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

I read the first sentence of this, and then I was laughing hysterically enough to think it blogworthy. Welcome to the restaurant business, you pansy breadmongers' lackeys.

overheard at portland starbuck’s

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

I was trying to drink the pathetic excuse for a wet macchiato from the Starbuck's unit upon whose patio I'd perched this morgen. A man passed by with a woman I assume to have been his wife, a woman with whom he appeared to have come walking from a morgen ...

I Got Bit by a Howling Monkey

Friday, May 9th, 2008

Who in their right mind does not want to be a howling monkey?