The Super Boss Burger

Friday, June 13th, 2008

They didn't tell me that this cheeseburger came with a fried egg, bacon and ham on it. I'll write more about it as soon as I finish metabolizing the bastard sometime next week.

overheard at portland starbuck’s

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008

I was trying to drink the pathetic excuse for a wet macchiato from the Starbuck's unit upon whose patio I'd perched this morgen. A man passed by with a woman I assume to have been his wife, a woman with whom he appeared to have come walking from a morgen ...

bread, oil, salt

Wednesday, May 7th, 2008

As I sit with bread, oil and salt to write, it occurs to me that great bread, oil and salt are the absolute pinnacle of experience. One needs no meat if his staples are in order.